THE TWILIGHT DRANKIN' GAME

DRINK EVERY TIME:

- Edward looks constipated

- Edward insists he shouldn't be with Bella, then stalks her anyway

- Bella says, "I'm not afraid" (or some variant thereof)

- Bella bites her lower lip

- Jacob loves Twizzlers

- Jacob (or anyone else) uses hip reservation lingo (“rez,” “palefaces,” etc.)

- James cocks his head to the side like a cretin

- A handicapped man drives by in a truck, glaring

- Someone mentions monkeys for some reason

- Someone pretends to use a ketchup bottle, but doesn't

- A boy steals a kiss, omg

- Gratuitous man-chest is visible

- Focus is placed on Jessica's (admittedly awesome) rack

- Robert Pattinson looks like The Cure

- A mirror breaks

BONUS RULES:

- Toast and down your drink at “CHILLAX”

- Every time Edward turns into glitter, chug until he stops

- Every time you hear or see "Forks," yell "FORKS" and drink (Throwing plastic forks at the screen is also acceptable)

- Every time the Golden Onion is presented, scream about it in a New York accent. No drinking required. 

- Dance herky-jerk erotic-style to “15 Step” over the closing credits (This tends to happen naturally).

BONUS DEATH RULE (to only be used if you want to get absolutely obliterated):

- Drink every time Bella does her weird scoff laugh move